Crawford Life & Times

To Whom It May Concern:

Please let the rain end today. My yard is covered in ugly mushrooms. My lawn needs to be mowed & fertilizer/weed killer needs to be spread. I need to vacuum Ritz Bitz crackers(thanks mom!) out of my truck. My dogs smell bad. My kitchen table is adorned in play dough crumbs, slivers of cut up paper & sequins, and my button collection is all over the floor. My clean laundry is beginning to stink like mold and, quite frankly, so is my spouse. My room mate is going stir crazy, pacing the floors and babbling on & on about "going postal", whatever that means, and the cat is peeing in my bedroom closet again. Last night, i had a dream THAT IT WAS SUNNY! yah. FOR A WHOLE DAY! Then i woke up to this. If this weather continues, i could quite possibly be tempted to engage in some heavy retail therapy, which could further damage our formerly stellar credit rating. Don't let this happen. Take action now.

thank you in advance, The Mom