THIS IS THE REAL ME

i'm admitting it to all of you now. i'm not so squeaky clean. i'm bad. i'm real bad. in fact, i am likely going straight to hell like the 2 bad guys in that movie GHOST.
Kristin turned me on to this websight and i.am.so.into.it. i cannot stop reading it. i laugh so hard i wet my pants and wake babies in China . wanna see it? come on, ALL your friends are doing it. you know you wanna see it. ok, ok, stop groveling for Pete's sakes GEESH:
http://textsfromlastnight.com/
OMG funny. people send in texts they sent or received while under the influence in some way. my favorite so far?
"dude, how drunk was i last night? we had to pull that girl out of a Salvation Army donation box!" BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! its updated daily and i am HOOKED. i may not even shower tonight. i'm just sayin'.